Privacy Policy

USING YOUR INFORMATION

Unlike certain billionaires whose names we will not mention for fear of legal action, Marco won’t use your information to rig elections, subvert the world order, or sell you rhubarb. Instead, he will only ever email you to send you funny stuff or to persuade you to buy his brilliant books.

SECURITY

Marco will either keep your details written in a notebook in such dreadful hand-writing that no-one could make sense of them, or he will entrust them to a highly reputable company like Mailchimp. Either way, no sneaky ne’er-do-well spam merchants will ever get hold of your email address from Marco.